Fake Friendly Fridays is a section where we pick a famous personality and throw fake questions at him/her and in return, we receive fake answers. Why should you not take it seriously? Because it is fake.
If you still didn’t get it: This is a fake interview written purely on the basis of the author’s imagination of how the actual interview would have been if we got the chance to interview these famous (for all the wrong reasons) personalities in real. In short, just have a good laugh!
We have a very special celeb for our segment today. She is the most viral content creator of 2018 and her accent has got us hooked to her videos! Please welcome, the one and only, Somvati Mahawar.
Hello frands, welcome karlo!
*aunty ji enters with a chai ka cup in her hand*
SM: Hello frands chai peelo?
*crowd going crazy*
ED: Welcome, ma’am. I must say your fan following is huge. And oh, why did you get your tea along? We’d have offered…
SM: Thank you for having me and sharing my videos on your social media, ED Times. And oh, I am a chai fanatic you know. Aur aap kya offer karoge, that’s my game.
*takes out another cup and pours tea*
*pointing towards the interviewer*
Hello frands, chai peelo?
ED: *puzzled* Ah… no, thank you. Your chai is not my cup of tea you see…
SM: *laughing and interrupting* I know, I brought this cup of tea, it is mine obviously, hahaha, tussi bade mazakia ho!!
ED: Eh… haha, yeah. Sure. So before moving on, I’d like our audience to take a look at some of your crazy videos.
*giggling on watching her own video*
SM: SEE, I AM THE BASTT FRANDS.
ED: Definitely! So, can you tell us about how your tea love began and since what age have you been offering people… tea?
SM: Oh, tea is love, tea is life. When I was born, my mom gave me tea instead of milk. I had tea in the morning, tea in the evening. Tea all day, every day. But I never shared my tea, I was quite possessive you see?
ED: Right, so what changed your mind?
SM: My mom used to tell me if I share my tea, God will be happy. He will make me famous. So, I started sharing my tea and offering it to people… and see look where it got me. I am famous today! I think I am going to sign a contract with Bagh Bakri next week!
ED: Ok, wait. Let’s slow down a little. So, how did you offering tea to people end up on the internet?
SM: I always wanted to be an actress and my accent was the BAAST in my area. So, people told me about this app where one can upload videos and audition to be an actress. Mara video aapne dekha nahi waha? Lagti hu na me heroine ekdum?
ED: Totally. So, you offered chai on the Internet to become an actress?
SM: Are, ye sab chodo. Have you seen my imitation of Priya Varrier video? I am better than her na?
ED: Um, haha… yeah yeah why not? So, what’s next then Bigg Boss?
SM: OH, YES. But the auditions are very difficult you know. Even more difficult than UPSC. I would love to offer chai on Bigg Boss.
ED: Ah, well. That’s the end goal for all Internet celebs ain’t it?
SM: *getting hyper* Oh, hello frand. Sabka hoga, mera nahi. I am one and only, the BAST, like everyone knows. I will open my hello frands chai peelo tea brand. What do you know…?
ED: *confused* Oh, right. Calm down Somvati ji. Good luck with your future plans. I think I should end this interview here before you get anymore annoy…I mean amazing… haha.
*Somvati walks off and starts offering tea to audience*
So, this was all for this week’s segment. Tune in next week to find out which whacky celebrity we interview next.
Picture Credits: Google Images
Design Credits: Rishab Patel
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