Fake Friendly Fridays is a section where we pick a famous personality and throw fake questions at him/her and in return, we receive fake answers. Why should you not take it seriously? Because it is fake.
If you still didn’t get it: This is a fake interview written purely based on the author’s imagination of how the actual interview would have been if we got the chance to interview these famous (for all the wrong reasons) personalities in real. In short, just a good laugh.
ED: Hello everyone, and welcome to this week’s Fake Friendly Fridays with ED Times! Today we have Shehnaaz Gi…
Shehnaaz Gill (from behind the curtains): Excuse me! Meri koi feeling nahi hai?
ED (awkwardly): Oh sorry! Everybody, please welcome the talented, beautifully stunning, also known as the Katrina Kaif of Punjab, Miss Shehnaaz Gill.
(Audience applauds enthusiastically)
Shehnaaz Gill enters with full jazz, twirling around the floor and smiling from cheek to cheek.
SG (addressing the audience): Clap harder guys! Main kya karu, mar jaaun? Bajao tali!
(Audience getting wild with more enthusiasm)
ED: Hello Shehnaaz! Thank you for joining us today.
SG: Hello Ji! Kaise hai aap? Apne Bigg Boss dekha kya? Did you guys like me?
ED: Oh Shehnaaz, I am quite sure everybody loved you in Bigg Boss!
SG: Oh you are the sweetest dear! Aap aaiye kabhi mere Punjab, aapko bohot pyaar milega.
ED: Sure sure, so recently a musician, Yashraj Mukhate, made a clip of you saying the famous Punjabi proverb which broke the internet. How do you feel about this?
SG: Oh man it was amazing! Itni famous toh mai Bigg Boss ke baad bhi nhi hui thi! Hahahahahaha.
ED: Haha that’s amazing…(Dog starts barking in the back)… oh what is that?
SG: That’s mine! Don’t worry. I have brought Tommy with me.
ED (confused): Ummm…Tommy?
(Suddenly getting up and bringing in a huge dog on the couch!)
SG: Guys… I want you all to meet Tommy…. My kutta! Hahahaha, ab tauda kutta tommy, sadda kutta kutta nahi, sadda bhi kutta Tommy hai…. Hahahahaha.
ED (a little awkwardly): Umm that’s a stretch. Anyway so…
(Interrupting me loudly)
SG: I have to say something first.
ED (puzzled): Umm sure Shehnaa…
SG: I just want to say, I am quite unhappy with my fans! Aap logo ne mujhe zyada votes kyu nhi diye? Main kya karu mar jaaun? Meri koi feeling nahi hai?… (addressing me directly) Tell me! I could have won Bigg Boss! Did you vote for me? Tell me?
ED (scared): Pani pi lo aap. (pauses) Well, I think people did vote for you but I guess fate is fate.
SG: Mai punjab ki kudi hu! This is unacceptable… I played very well, I constantly changed my side with those who I thought could win! I mean wasn’t that the game? Tumhari feeling tumhari…tauda kutta tommy, sadda kutta kutta?
(Tommy starts barking as Shehnaaz starts wailing loudly)
ED (baffled!): Oh god! Well, I guess we should wrap up now… (to the crew) Koi paani lao…. Thank you for joining Shehnaaz…
We have to run away as sadda Tommy is growling and barking at us!
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