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If I ever become Prime Minister, I won’t promise flying cars or ₹15 petrol. I’ll fix the real stuff like why school toilets don’t flush, why Gen Z needs therapy more than textbooks, and why Dadu keeps forwarding alien news from WhatsApp.
No statues. No speeches. Just small changes that actually work.
CHAPTER 1: Kids Deserve Childhood, Not Burnout
- Homework is banned after 6 PM. Let kids go from “classwork” to “grasswork.”
- Wheeled school bags, mandatory. Chiropractors will thank us.
- Schools must have flushable toilets, working fans, and clean drinking water. Otherwise, they get shut down, not “upgraded.”
- One “No Competition Week” each term. No ranks, no medals. Just weird art, messy science, and happy children.
CHAPTER 2: Gen Z Doesn’t Need Motivation. They Need a Break
- 10 free therapy sessions per college student. Mental health shouldn’t be a privilege.
- Graduation = skills, not just marks. Learn how to file taxes, cook dal, and say “no” to unpaid internships.
- Wi-Fi-free Sundays in hostels. Instead: chai, movies, awkward guitar playing, and real conversation.
- Teachers who say “back in our day…” must attend one Gen Z slang class. Let’s bridge gaps, not build walls.
CHAPTER 3: Seniors Deserve Samosas, Not Solitude
- Dadu-Dadi Clubs in every city. Free yoga, tea, chess, and tech support.
- Hospitals, banks, ration queues = Seniors First lanes with chairs and humans who don’t yell.
- WhatsApp Forwarding Limits: Anyone spreading fake news will attend “Google before Gurugyan” workshops. Free snacks included.
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CHAPTER 4: Nationwide Common Sense Reform
This one’s big. India’s true superpower? Functioning basics.
- Toilets are audited by Indian aunties. If she won’t sit there, it doesn’t pass.
- All MPs must attend monthly townhalls with citizens. Any eye-roll = ₹500 fine.
- One government holiday just to take your mom out for ice cream. National bonding = national pride.
- Pad dispensers in every school, station, and office bathroom. No more whispering for Whispers.
The Final Thought (From the PM’s Balcony)
I won’t launch a ₹100-crore app that crashes. I’ll fix water taps that don’t. I won’t send satellites to Saturn before sending dignity to schools.
No drama. No gyaan. Just the kind of leadership that flushes properly and listens quietly. Because real revolutions don’t shout. They flow. Like clean water. In a functioning school bathroom.
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Sources: Blogger’s own opinion
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