Fake Friendly Fridays is a section where we pick a famous personality and throw fake questions at him/her and in return, we receive fake answers. Why should you not take it seriously? Because it is fake.
If you still didn’t get it: This is a fake interview written purely on the basis of the author’s imagination of how the actual interview would have been if we got the chance to interview these famous (some, for all the wrong reasons) personalities in real life. In short, just have a good laugh!
ED Times: Ladies and gentlemen, brace yourselves as we’re here with the man of many talents, Orry Awataramani – a man who’s so elusive that even job descriptions are envious of his ambiguity! Orry, welcome to the hot seat. Or should I say, the artist’s canvas that paints itself!
Orry: Haha, I like that! Thanks for having me. It’s a pleasure to be here, sitting on the canvas of my career choices, painting a masterpiece of confusion for everyone to admire.
Who needs a job description when you can juggle aspirations like a circus performer? After all, who needs clarity when you’ve got the thrill of keeping everyone guessing? Cheers to being the Da Vinci of professional ambiguity!
ED Times: Orry, you’ve defined ‘liver’ in a way that even the dictionary’s lost in translation! Are you sure your life isn’t sponsored by Red Bull because, my friend, you seem to give ‘wings’ to every career dream you’ve ever had!
Orry: Oh, I must say, Red Bull would definitely struggle to keep up with the sheer velocity of my career aspirations! I’ve been spreading my wings faster than a flock of pigeons chased by a cat.
I’m practically the ‘Willy Wonka’ of career fantasies—constantly concocting new flavors of ambition. So, if Red Bull wants a sponsorship, they better buckle up because they’re dealing with the Elon Musk of unconventional career paths!
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ED Times: Speaking of flying high, your aspirations seem to have soared from engineering to painting walls, pilates to partying, and, dare I say, the philosophy of being ‘famous for being famous’ like a Kardashian! So, tell us, are you the secret love child of Leonardo da Vinci and Paris Hilton?
Orry: Ah, if only! The secret love child of da Vinci and Paris Hilton might explain my knack for turning career decisions into a modern art piece! I must confess, that I’ve mastered the art of embracing every career path like it’s the latest fashion trend.
Forget ‘Keeping Up with the Kardashians,’ I’m busy ‘Inventing Paths with the Vision of da Vinci.’ But alas, no aristocratic lineage, just an innate talent for keeping life as eclectic as a Picasso painting!
ED Times: Orry, your Instagram captions could write an autobiography on their own! From “I am working on myself” to being a potential marketing genius – your captions make Hemingway look like an amateur! Are you secretly ghostwriting for Instagram influencers?
Orry: The captions! They’re my pièce de résistance, my literary playground, if you will. Ghostwriting for Instagram influencers? Now, that’s a thought! Move over Hemingway, my captions could make Shakespeare question his quill!
I might as well patent these captions as the secret recipe for Instagram success. Who needs a marketing team when you’ve got Orry’s Caption Chronicles? Maybe I’ll start a masterclass – “Crafting Captions 101: Making Hemingway Cringe Since Forever!”
ED Times: Ah, keeping it real by floating in the sea of enigma! Now, Orry, your career choices are as diverse as the outfits you rock at those star-studded parties. If they ever made a movie about your life, what would the title be? “The Chronicles of Orry: Master of Ceremonies or Master of Mystery?”
Orry: Wow “The Chronicles of Orry: Master of Ceremonies or Master of Mystery?” Now, that’s a blockbuster waiting to happen! My career choices are as diverse as a menu at a fusion restaurant. I’ve got more plot twists than a suspense thriller! Move over Sherlock Holmes, Orry’s got the case of the mysterious career choices! You’d need a multi-part series just to explore the myriad of jobs I’ve considered.
ED Times: Orry, some say you live in a land called “Delulu,” where reality takes a backseat and imagination drives the chariot. How you manage to maintain a permanent residency there?
Orry: Living in Delulu? Oh, it’s not just a place; it’s a state of mind! Delulu is where unicorns commute and dreams have their own reality shows. You see, I’ve bought property in the land of imagination, where Monday blues are just a myth, and reality takes a coffee break.
Why live in the real world when you can have a deluxe suite in Delulu, where the skies are cotton candy and the ground is made of trampolines? Trust me, it’s the neighborhood you wish your GPS could find!
ED Times: You’ve had a career trajectory that resembles a choose-your-own-adventure book! What advice would you give to the young and restless looking to follow in your illustrious footsteps?
Orry: My lads! Here’s a dose of Orry wisdom. Forge friendships faster than you can say “networking event.” Rub elbows with everyone from A-listers to Z-listers; you never know whose couch you might end up dancing on! Chaos is your canvas!
ED Times: Well, Orry, we may not know what you do for a living, but we do know you’re living your best life! Keep dancing on couches, painting imaginary walls, and most importantly, keep giving us the delightful mystery that is Orry Awatramani!
Orry: Will do! Thanks for the roast, I mean, the interview!
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