By Sukanya Rajan
Love her, hate her, you certainly can’t ignore her. With her in your face presence, lack of sympathy for the onlooker and plain weird ways of dressing, Gaga knows how to make your seemingly normal day look like a screen-shot out of a parallel universe. Here’s my compilation of the worst of the uhh…. Worst.
GEOLOGY LESSON #101 –
So this is how we extract crystals from ores! And all this time I’ve been wondering about how complicated mining must be.
WHEN ZORRO MET AN ANGRY DISCOBALL
Yeah, it just rammed itself at his face. And body. And everywhere. Ouch.
CATFIGHT LEVEL : EXTREME
Umm… looks like someone took “let it rip” in the wrong way. Leaves you gasping “whaaaat??” no, don’t even get me started about the star pasties. Don’t.
TABLE FOR TWO
Lobster for dinner, anyone? No please, I assure you. They are delicious. What’s that on my hand now? Oh sorry, just another hand.
THIS IS WHY ALIENS WON’T TALK TO US
We’ve been using all the wrong tech. lady gaga shows us how to do It like a boss. We’re probably going to play host to others from gaga’s planet soon. Run. Fast.
KERMIT THE FROG JUST TURNED IN ITS GRAVE
Call peta. Now. An unforgivable amphibian massacre. Tsk tsk.
IT’S SO COLD
That lady gaga decides to knit her own scarf. What happens when you knit Wearing that on your face? Oops, looks like it’s a tad bit longer than expected. Hell yeah, let me wear it anyways.
REASONS NOT TO LEAVE YOUR DOG WITHOUT A LEASH
Yes, you get mauled up crows everywhere. In your face. Uh, literally.
AND EMINEM SAID HE WAS NOT AFRAID
Sources tell us he took back his statement. The look on his face is priceless. This is some creepy mannequin stuffing lace down it’s throat. Oh, gaga again. Because letting your eyes be uncovered is too mainstream.
TWISTED PAWNSHOP PARCEL
Plastic, lace, leather, space cadet glasses and a Japanese fan. No, it isn’t a pawnshop auction. It’s just another sunny day out for lady gaga, with a treasure chest in hand and a dead skunk on the head.
BUBBLE BUBBLE TOIL AND TROUBLE
Just when you thought it couldn’t get weirder. Hope the chair doesn’t have a stray nail.
“MEAT” THE SENSATION, DAY #11
No words. I cannot fathom why in god’s name someone would come up with a raw meat dress. It’s like a 3D advertisement for a twisted butchery.
PSYCHOPATH HUNTER GYPSY
Well, disturbing is an understatement. The dead ferrets on the gigantic shawl offer no respite. Covering your own face won’t save us from third degree torture, miss Gaga.
