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Oh, the excitement! The cake, the balloons, the well-wishing Facebook friends you barely remember – it must be that magical day we all eagerly anticipate every year. No, not Christmas, New Year’s, or even National Pancake Day. It’s your birthday! But let’s face it folks, birthdays are nothing more than the calendar’s elaborate prank on your expectations.
Here’s why birthdays are just another day.
The Earth Doesn’t Care
I was born! Great job, but I don’t expect Earth to throw a parade in my honor. The planet continues spinning, the sun rises, and life goes on. Earth is a busy place, and it doesn’t have time for birthday shenanigans. It’s not even capable of acknowledging anyone’s existence. Sorry, folks, no cosmic cake for you!
The Aging Paradox
Ever notice how we eagerly count down the days to our birthday, only to dread getting older once it arrives? It’s like anticipating the release of a blockbuster movie but then realizing it’s a sequel to “The Phantom Menace.” That extra year of wisdom and experience is great and all, but can we trade it for some more cake?
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Birthday Blues
Birthdays can be tricky. It’s the day when you’re supposed to feel amazing, but instead, you start wondering why you haven’t figured out how to fold fitted sheets yet. And who needs that kind of pressure? On your birthday, you’re either riding the euphoria train or stuck in the existential crisis carousel. There’s no in-between!
Cake vs. Diet
We all know that calories don’t count on birthdays, right? So you decide to indulge in that delectable cake. But guess what? The diet seems to need to get the memo. It laughs in the face of “birthday logic” and takes its job seriously. It’s like your metabolism knows it’s your special day and decides to go on strike.
Facebook Notifications
One word: Overwhelming. Your Facebook friends, including those you met briefly at that conference five years ago, come out of the woodwork to wish you a happy birthday. You’re bombarded with notifications, and you suddenly feel like you’re the most popular person in the world. But deep down, you know they’re just there for the virtual cake.
In the end, birthdays are like the glitter of life – they seem like a great idea at first, but you’ll be finding remnants of them for weeks. So, celebrate the fact that birthdays are just another day when the universe throws a massive party and conveniently forgets to invite you.
Sources: Blogger’s own opinions
Find the blogger: Katyayani Joshi
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