Without social media, we’d have no platform to post our selfies, stay informed about our friends’ whereabouts or to stalk our ex(es). We also wouldn’t have these sometimes funny, sometimes downright depressing controversies to look at. Social media is the new drama generator. Building a controversy out of 140 characters is no easy fete. So I bring to you the gurus themselves, stirring up debates, one tweet at a time.
- V.K. Singh
His slur came after a row over his remark that media finds his job of directing the evacuation of Indians from Yemen less exciting than his representing the government at the Pakistan High Commission on the neighbouring country’s national day.
Friends what do you you expect from presstitutes. Last time Arnab thought there was 'O' in place of 'E' #TimesNowDisaster
— Gen VK Singh (@Gen_VKSingh) April 7, 2015
If simple remark that media finds Yemen less exciting than my attending PAK day is contorted out of shape then SOS GOD #Pressititutes
— Gen VK Singh (@Gen_VKSingh) April 8, 2015
- Shobha De
When celebrity author Shobha De took to twitter to express her angst against the BJP-Sena government’s diktat to all multiplexes in Maharashtra to daily exhibit Marathi movies between 6 and 9 PM, little did she know it would invite Sena’s ire to stage a protest outside her house today. She kept her followers posted throughout the day.
Devendra 'Diktatwala' Fadnavis is at it again!!!From beef to movies. This is not the Maharashtra we all love! Nako!Nako! Yeh sab roko!
— Shobhaa De (@DeShobhaa) April 7, 2015
I love Marathi movies. Let me decide when and where to watch them, Devendra Fadnavis. This is nothing but Dadagiri.
— Shobhaa De (@DeShobhaa) April 7, 2015
No more pop corn at multiplexes in Mumbai? Dahi misal and vada pav only. To go better with the Marathi movies at prime time .
— Shobhaa De (@DeShobhaa) April 7, 2015
Have been warned there is a Shiv Sena Morcha heading for my home at 1 p.m.
— Shobhaa De (@DeShobhaa) April 9, 2015
Police barricades are up ! I am feeling perfectly calm and safe ! Thank you, Mumbai Police.
— Shobhaa De (@DeShobhaa) April 9, 2015
Thank you , Shiv Sena. Delicious! pic.twitter.com/efEy7vuQ5w
— Shobhaa De (@DeShobhaa) April 9, 2015
Another morcha coming up at 4 p.m. Wonder what tea time snack they will bring with them ?
— Shobhaa De (@DeShobhaa) April 9, 2015
And well, since she is Shobha De, she doesn’t hesitate from posting such masala tweets.
- V.K. Singh + Shobha De
And then to the delight of TRP mongers, this happened.
#Je Suis Presstitute. Thanks V.K. Singh!
— Shobhaa De (@DeShobhaa) April 8, 2015
#Proud to be a Presstitute ! Better than being a Joker General !
— Shobhaa De (@DeShobhaa) April 8, 2015
Reacting to V.K. Singh’s #presstitude remark, she posted these earlier today. Not one to mince her words, this lady !
- Rishi Kapoor
The actor tweeted about exercising a personal choice and keeping religion out of meal choices and politics, leading to a strong reaction from both sides – those who see beef as a non-issue and those who feel strongly against it. It compelled the actor to qualify and clarify his stand on the issue in multiple tweets through much of Monday as well as Tuesday. He was still replying to some tweets on the issue yesterday.
I am angry. Why do you equate food with religion?? I am a beef eating Hindu. Does that mean I am less God fearing then a non eater? Think!!
— Rishi Kapoor (@chintskap) March 15, 2015
Aapko naheen khaana beef/pork mat khao. Ultimately your Karma counts not fuckn dictates by bigots. Karo Apna kiddos. Karm achche hon bas!
— Rishi Kapoor (@chintskap) March 15, 2015
Ye pandit maulvi sab chodo! Karo dil ki baat. Man ki baat. Ban on food? Unheard of by Idiots!!! Politics!!
— Rishi Kapoor (@chintskap) March 15, 2015
Please don't get me wrong I do not advocate killing of animals I am against this shit of double standards of politicians to suit themselves
— Rishi Kapoor (@chintskap) March 15, 2015
By the way I love my Pork Chops too like a lot of my muslim friends who have a likewise thinking Laugh when you equate food with religion.
— Rishi Kapoor (@chintskap) March 15, 2015
Knew this would go wrong!When did I say I have "Gau Maas"and I kill cows? Yes I eat beef where cattle are bred for food legally Not in India
— Rishi Kapoor (@chintskap) March 16, 2015
What started off as a sensible post on expressing his opinion, spinned out of control in a series of tweets. Perhaps, he got carried away in justifying every last tweet of his. So much so, that now I’m confused about what to make out of these tweets.
- Rishi Kapoor (again !)
When he tried to take a stand for representation of women in the Parliament, this is what ensued :
Sledging in cricket was heard of. Now in Indian Parliament too? That too against women? Wah! Kya mardangi dikha rahe ho-kamzor pe atyachar?
— Rishi Kapoor (@chintskap) April 2, 2015
Didn't mean to say kamzor in that sense. Meant it well but misinterpreted I have done films championing their cause. Why would I say wrong
— Rishi Kapoor (@chintskap) April 2, 2015
Yo! But look how I get into problems. Misinterpreted misconstrued misunderstood! Why would I say anything against women for Gods sake!
— Rishi Kapoor (@chintskap) April 2, 2015
I have done films for and about their rights. I am getting a bit demoralised here on Twitter. No actor worldwide has fought for their cause
— Rishi Kapoor (@chintskap) April 2, 2015
More then I have on celluloid. Think on Twitter people wait for you to make an error then screw you. I should have chosen my words wisely
— Rishi Kapoor (@chintskap) April 2, 2015
Maybe he should construct his tweets better to prevent them from being misconstrued. Every successive tweet of his just leaves me more confused and perplexed.
- Ola Cabs
So when a customer, Seelam Veerapa Naidu tweeted to Ola Cabs yesterday and demanded that they allow him to choose his drivers, because “being a Hindu, he preferred a Hindu driver”, this is how the company handled it :
@SVeerapaNaidu Sorry, we do not discriminate against our drivers on the basis of their religion.
— Ola (@Olacabs) April 6, 2015
Along with my respect, this tweet earned Ola some appreciation from rival cab rental company, Uber.
@Uber_Delhi Thank you, appreciate it.
— Ola (@Olacabs) April 7, 2015
- Kamaal R Khan
Now, he needs no introduction. Every post of his is aimed at creating furore over whatever’s trending. His twitter feed is an internet crapfest, the likes of which few have lived to see. He posted this hours ago about the IPL 8, Delhi Daredevils vs Chennai Super Kings match :
In today's match Yuvraj Singh should do bowling to Dhoni and at that time their Bhabhi Anushka Sharma should be umpire. #IPL8
— KRK (@kamaalrkhan) April 9, 2015
I can’t fathom how he even comes up with such posts. If we were to maintain a tweet defaulters’list, he’d be a regular.
So take a hint from our stalwarts and make sound use of the social platform to express your opinion. Be idiot proof. Try to restrain yourself from abusing the social media, it bites back.
Happy tweeting !