Mandatory Disclaimer: This is my personal take at a contemporary issue of this country. I do not intend to defame or demean a particular community, caste, class, religion or region. DO NOT GET PISSED OFF. IT IS A SATIRICAL POST.
Recently, another sport has emerged in India: stone pelting. It is generally played in Northern hilly areas and cities close to the controversial borders with our
Since it is new and still in its initial years, there needs to be a guide to show you how to be a champ at it. The following steps will enlighten you on how to be as good at stone pelting as the Kashmiris:
Congratulations, now you can add “stone pelting” under the skills column in your CV.
(Feature Image from: Hindustan Times)