Fake Friendly Fridays is a section where we pick a famous personality and throw fake questions at him/her and in return, we receive fake answers. Why should you not take it seriously? Because it is fake.
If you still didn’t get it: This is a fake interview written purely on the basis of the author’s imagination of how the actual interview would have been if we got the chance to interview these famous (some, for all the wrong reasons) personalities in real life. In short, just have a good laugh!
ED Times was going to conduct separate interviews with Mr. Narayana Murthy and Orry. However, due to some miscommunication, the two entered the wrong room. Following is a conversation of the duo with completely opposite ideologies.
Orry: Hi, hi mister, thank you so much for having me.
Narayana Murthy: Excuse me? I thought I was supposed to say that. Didn’t you want to interview me?
Orry: Sorry, I don’t even know who you are!
Narayana Murthy: WHO AM I? I am THE Narayana Murthy; a billionaire, a businessman, one of the seven co-founders of Infosys, ex-CEO of that great company, a Padma Shri awardee, 711th richest person in the world and my daughter is married to the UK’s Prime Minister. WHO ARE YOU?
Orry: Oh hello uncle, I am Orry, I am a liver. Nice to meet you!
Narayana Murthy: A liver? Oh, then I am the stomach.
Orry: Hahaha, besides being so many things, you’re funny too. I like it. Uncle, you work, you’re a worker. You dance, you’re a dancer. You love, you’re a lover. I live, so am a liver.
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Narayana Murthy: Mr. Sorry, you must be living on your parent’s money only. Don’t you have a proper work life or a good career?
Orry: It’s Orry uncle, not sorry.
Narayana Murthy: No, I am sorry for you. What kind of a name is this? And why do you keep calling me “uncle”? Am just 77. I need to work for 77,777 more hours. The title “Uncle” makes me feel tired.
Orry: Woah, you’re 77! Just chill uncle, be a chiller. And by the way, my parents named me Orhan Awatramani, but please call me Orry, it gives good vibes, you know.
Narayana Murthy: Why is that what you call yourself in your CV as well? And you thought that I was here to interview you. What would I have asked you about? Here I am, encouraging the youth to work for 70 hours a week, and they think travelling around the world, wearing Balenciaga and Rolex is a job.
Orry: OMG uncle! How did you know that I love Balenciaga? You too must have stalked me when you had seen me with the Kardashians. And I am not jobless, I just told you that I work on myself. I am a liver.
Narayana Murthy: Is that what you call a job? As I suggest, every professional must work for 70 hours a week. I’m sure you won’t follow my advice, live for 70 hours and stop living after that.
Orry (phone chimes): Hello Ananya, what’s up? Ah yes yes, I’ve thought of a good caption for your Instagram post. You said you have a lot of struggles in your life, isn’t it? So girl, you’re a struggler. Just write #realstruggler. Ofcourse, it will work. Okay, bye sweetie.
Narayana Murthy: I think I am in the wrong room. My interviewer must be waiting for me in the other one. As it is, I am getting very late. It’s already 10 p.m. I have worked for only 67 hours this week. I need to get done with 3 more hours.
Orry: Oh so you too believe in delulu is the only solulu. It’s Sunday today. Only being delusional can make you complete 3 more hours of work before the week ends. Anyway, let’s click a selfie. I’ll DM you my account details. Please transfer 30 lakhs by tomorrow. I need a vacation.
Narayana Murthy: 30 LAKHS? For what?
Orry: Yes uncle, I charge 23-30 lakhs per photograph. I told you, I work very hard.
Narayana Murthy: Well Orry, I must say, your liver job seems quite lucrative! Maybe I should consider a career change. But I must warn you, I don’t think your fees are in my budget. How about I transfer you 30 rupees instead? That should be more affordable for me! Now, bye, sweetie!
Sources: Writer’s own creativity
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