Fake Friendly Fridays is a section where we pick a famous personality and throw fake questions at him/her and in return, we receive fake answers. Why should you not take it seriously? Because it is fake.
If you still didn’t get it: This is a fake interview written purely on the basis of the author’s imagination of how the actual interview would have been if we got the chance to interview these famous (some, for all the wrong reasons) personalities in real life. In short, just have a good laugh!
Hello and welcome everyone. We have with us today for our very special segment called ‘Fake Friendly Fridays’, The most unmarried ever, the official Bhai of the country, the best Khan of the trio, Salman Khan.
ED: “We welcome you, sir, to this week’s exclusive Fake Friendly Fridays. How do you do?”
Salman Khan: “Well, I am doing quite good, killing it everywhere so far, especially on Big Boss’s Season 100.”
*interviewer laughs awkwardly*
ED: “Obviously Sir, killing is your side hustle now. You are always on the hunt. Something we should all learn from you. Please give the viewers some advice too.”
*flexes while answering*
Salman Khan: “Nothing special as such, one just always has to be shooting. Hustling is a ‘Whey of Life’. You just have to be consistent and have the fire inside you.”
ED: “Speaking of consistency Mr. Khan, how do you manage to consistently host Bigg Boss each year? I mean, I am honestly a fan of that show. Animals locked in a house, fighting over food. Blissful.”
Salman Khan: “I know right, I think I host the show because of my love for animals. Moreover, I make some extra bucks. Bigg Boss is not a show, it is a religion to me .”
ED: “Fair enough, Sir. Now, please allow me to ask you the question that will make you cringe..”
*Salman cuts the interviewer short*
Salman Khan: “For the hundredth time, I am not getting married this year. Please don’t ask me questions about it. Let me enjoy my teenage years. Please.”
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ED: “ You got me wrong, Mr. Khan. It wasn’t about marriage at all. We know you will never marry. After all Emiway’s Machayenge would become meaningless if you do so. You’ll never to do that to him.”
*Salman, sighing deeply*
Salman Khan: “Obviously never to him. After all, it’s all about Being Human.”
ED: “Continuing with my question, so, Salman, Do you think your movie, Bharat, will do good in the theatres?”
Salman Khan: “My hopes are high for the movie. I mean, I have removed my shirt in a couple of scenes, have named the movie after the country, and shaken a leg with Katrina as well. Don’t think there’s any reason for people to not watch it.”
ED: “Definitely Sir, Anything and everything sells in this country on the name of Desh-Bhakti. And your pairing with Katrina is sure to make everyone watch it. For the thousandth time, Anything cooking with her?”
Salman Khan: “Oh god, When will the world stop pouring salt on my ocean deep wounds. Nothing cooking with her for sure.”
ED: “ So sorry, Salman. No more embarrassing questions now. Thank you so much for gracing us with your presence, Mr.Khan. We wish you luck with the movie, Salman. Hope you kill it.”
Salman Khan: “Thanks for having me here ED. A pleasure indeed. Do watch Bharat and make sure you catch me on Bigg Boss Season 100 tonight.”
*Salman removes shirt*
*Audience hoots, Interviewer Faints*
Image Credits: Deeksha Kumar
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