Fake Friendly Fridays is a section where we pick a famous personality and throw fake questions at him/her and in return, we receive fake answers. Why should you not take it seriously? Because it is fake.If you still didn’t get it: This is a fake interview written purely on the basis of the author’s imagination of how the actual interview would have been if we got the chance to interview these famous (some, for all the wrong reasons) personalities in real life. In short, just have a good laugh!
ED Times: Ladies and gentlemen, fasten your seatbelts as we’re about to embark on a journey into the enigmatic world of Kangana Ranaut—the queen of controversy, the maven of bold statements, and the undisputed ruler of her own narrative! Kangana, welcome to the stage. Or should I say, the battlefield of opinions and headlines?
Kangana Ranaut: Thank you for having me. Let the sparks fly!
ED Times: Kangana, your career has been nothing short of a rollercoaster ride through the peaks and valleys of Bollywood. From fearless roles to fearless opinions, you’ve certainly left an indelible mark. How do you manage to keep the drama alive both on and off-screen?
Kangana Ranaut: Well, you see, drama is like oxygen to me—it’s essential for survival! In an industry where conformity is often mistaken for talent, I’ve made it my mission to challenge the status quo at every turn.
Whether it’s through my unconventional film choices or my outspoken views on social issues, I believe in shaking things up and keeping the audience on their toes. After all, what’s life without a little excitement?
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ED Times: Your confidence is truly remarkable! Let’s talk about nepotism, a topic you’ve been quite vocal about. Do you think it’s hindered your career in any way?
Kangana Ranaut: Nepotism! It’s like that annoying relative you can’t shake off. But instead of letting it drag me down, I’ve turned it into my greatest strength. I see it as an opportunity to showcase my talent and resilience. Besides, where’s the fun in success without a few hurdles along the way?
ED Times: Indeed, blending in is not in your vocabulary! Your social media presence is akin to a modern-day epic, filled with twists, turns, and the occasional plot twist. How do you navigate the treacherous waters of Twitter and Instagram with such finesse?
Kangana Ranaut: Social media—the battleground of the modern era! I approach it with the same fearlessness that I bring to my craft. I believe in using my platforms to amplify the voices of the voiceless, to challenge injustice, and to hold the powerful accountable.
Yes, it can be a turbulent sea of opinions and controversies, but I’m not one to shy away from a challenge. I embrace it head-on, knowing that every tweet and every post has the power to spark meaningful change.
ED Times: Kangana, let’s talk about the sizzling beef controversy surrounding your old tweet resurfacing amidst the political hullabaloo. You’ve been quite vocal about your dietary preferences, yet rumours continue to swirl. How do you plan to silence the critics who question your dietary choices while also defending your right to a yogic lifestyle?
Kangana Ranaut: Oh, the beef saga! It seems some folks are more interested in my dinner plate than my political platform. But fear not, for I shall not cow-tow to baseless rumours! My tweets are like a culinary journey through the flavours of life – from Rajasthani feasts to yogic abstentions. If they want to beef with me, they better bring some valid arguments to the table!
ED Times: Now, shifting gears to a more titillating topic – your infamous comments about Urmila Matondkar being labelled as a “soft porn star.” This spicy throwback has certainly caused a stir. Now, onto the recent controversy with Supriya Shrinate. How do you plan to address this controversy in light of your ongoing political aspirations?
Kangana Ranaut: A classic case of foot-in-mouth syndrome! You see, I’m a woman of contradictions – like a Bollywood drama unfolding in real life. One moment I’m championing respect for all, and the next I’m throwing around terms like “soft porn star” with the grace of a bull in a china shop. But hey, who said consistency was the spice of life? I prefer a little chaos now and then.
When it comes to politics and Bollywood, it’s like walking a tightrope in stilettos. But fear not, for I am the queen of multitasking. It seems my candid remarks have stirred the pot once again. But let’s not forget, I’m the queen of owning my words, even if they come back to bite me!
As for Supriya Shrinate’s offensive caption, well, let’s just say I handled it with the finesse of a seasoned diplomat – or at least, that’s what my Twitter fingers told me. As I embark on my political journey, I’ll approach controversies with the same fearlessness that defines my career. After all, in the theatre of politics, every role is fair game!
ED Times: Kangana, navigating the treacherous waters of public opinion can be quite the balancing act, especially when it comes to maintaining consistency in your statements. Some have pointed out what they perceive as double standards in your remarks. How do you manage to maintain these double standards throughout?
Kangana Ranaut: The art of double standards! It’s like walking a tightrope while juggling flaming torches – exhilarating and occasionally singeing a few feathers! You see, darling, maintaining double standards is a bit like maintaining a high-maintenance diva persona – it requires flair, finesse, and just the right amount of selective amnesia.
So, if anyone asks how I do it, I simply reply with a wink and a twirl, leaving them dazzled and slightly bewildered. After all, why choose one standard when you can have two? It’s the fashion of the future, darling!
ED Times: Indeed, Kangana, your ability to turn contradictions into comedy is truly a talent! Keep twirling, keep juggling, and may your double standards always be in vogue!
Kangana Ranaut: Thank you! Remember, in the circus of life, I’m the ringmaster of contradictions! In a world full of sheep, be a lioness, just like me!
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