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Can Pizza Orders Predict Global Conflicts?

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In recent days, a quirky idea has gone viral online: a sudden surge in pizza deliveries near the Pentagon might herald looming conflict. The notion dubbed the “Pentagon Pizza Index” (or “Pentagon Pizza Meter”) suggests that when U.S. defence officials are working late on crises, they’ll order extra pizza, leaving a visible trail on Google Maps and in delivery logs. 

Remarkably, the legend has some historical backing. News agencies have noted that pizza orders to the Pentagon “doubled right before the US invasion of Panama in December 1989, and surged again before Operation Desert Storm in 1991.”

In an era of instant social media, that pattern caught fire again during the recent Israel–Iran skirmish: as tension boiled over on 13 June 2025, amateur analysts on X (formerly Twitter) pointed out that many Pentagon-area pizza shops suddenly showed “HIGH levels of traffic.” 

In short, pizza traffic was spiking, and memes and warnings followed.

However, experts caution that this is far from a scientific signal. Pentagon officials themselves shrugged off the theory. A Pentagon spokesperson noted there are ample eateries inside and around the building, including multiple pizza outlets and “sushi, sandwiches, [and] donuts” – so ordering pie from outside would be unnecessary (one summary joked that the Pentagon needn’t rely on pizza, since the cafeteria already serves it).

With a sceptical eye, journalists have traced the pizza lore through Cold War espionage and Gulf War anecdotes – and found it more mythic than predictive. Despite that, the idea endures as an amusing blend of open-source intelligence and food lore.

TheTakeout.com, a food culture site, even notes it’s “not something the internet just made up”. As we explore the theory, the facts are surprising: the Pentagon Pizza Index has some curious Cold War origins, uses modern tools like Google Maps, and has popped up (coincidentally or not) around several crises, most recently as Israel attacked Iran in June 2025. Below, we slice through the data, the history, and the hype.

The Origin Story Of Pizza Intel

During the Cold War, every signal was a clue, and apparently, pizza deliveries were one of them. Soviet analysts allegedly monitored American commanders’ late-night food orders for any sign of stress.

 The story goes that in 1990, Domino’s franchisee Frank Meeks noticed an unusual spike in pizzas delivered to CIA offices on August 1, the night before Iraq invaded Kuwait. Meeks quipped that “the news media doesn’t always know when something big is going to happen… but our deliverers are out there at 2 in the morning.” 

Indeed, a one-night record 21 pizzas arrived at the CIA on that fateful August eve. Around the same era, Chicago TV archives reported business booming at outlets near the Pentagon, the White House, the State Department, and the CIA. For instance, “the night before President Bush decided to send troops was a near-record pizza-eaters night.”

It was all somewhat tongue-in-cheek, even CNN’s Wolf Blitzer famously joked in 1990 that “always monitor the pizzas,” but the anecdotes stuck. Those early tales earned a codename, “Pizzint” (Pizza Intelligence) in spy-speak. 

By the 1990s, the lore had grown: Frank Meeks later told the Los Angeles Times he saw a similar pizza surge during the tense Clinton impeachment hearings in December 1998 (the time of Operation Desert Fox, a bombing campaign in Iraq). 

In short, for decades, savvy observers noticed that before several big crises, Panama 1989, Desert Storm 1991, even Clinton-era conflicts, pizza orders in D.C. suddenly spiked. It’s a quirky historical footnote, but it set the stage for today’s Pizza Index.

Google Maps And Live Delivery Data

Today, curious citizens don’t need a spy network to check pizza intel; they have Google Maps and social media. A grassroots “Pentagon Pizza Report” account on X (and similar enthusiasts) uses Google’s real-time Popular Times and delivery crowdsourcing to gauge foot traffic at pizza joints around Arlington, VA. 

This digital-age espionage is purely unclassified: anyone can open Google Maps, look at a Domino’s or Papa John’s profile, and see if it’s showing “Extra busy” late at night. In fact, one analysis notes “Google Maps… shows real-time restaurant activity” and savvy followers have taken screenshots when things get busy.

For example, in the hours before Israel’s June 2025 strikes, Pizza Report posted updates like: “With about an hour left before close, the 2nd closest Domino’s to the Pentagon (about 8 min drive) is experiencing EXTREMELY high levels of traffic compared to a normal Thursday”. By 11:30 pm ET, one outlet’s “footfall” was “extremely high,” while a nearby bar’s traffic had dropped. 

These tweets were accompanied by screenshots of Google Maps “popular times” bars surging far above normal. 21st-century sleuths on X pointed out matching patterns: on June 12-13, 2025 (just before Iran reported explosions), nearly “all pizza establishments nearby the Pentagon have experienced a HUGE surge in activity,” the account reported.

This OSINT approach even attracted mainstream notice. Fox News ran a story noting the late-night pizza rush and sharing witty social media reactions. Fans joked, “This is telling us there’s panic,” and asked for a secret Domino’s inside the Pentagon (of course, such anecdotes are informal and selective. Pentagon officials pointed out that their own cafeterias have pizza and other quick foods, so ordering out might not be needed). 

Still, the crowd-driven observations have metrics: analysts tally delivery counts and map busyness. One Twitter user even gleefully posted a Google Maps graph showing “busier than usual” for the Papa John’s near the Pentagon on nights of Middle East flare-ups. By blending Google data and keen observation, the Pizza Index operates like open-source intel, albeit a humorous one.

Coincidence Or Correlation?

Have these pizza spikes truly “predicted” anything? History offers mixed signals. Some correlations stand out. Already in 2024, a flood of charts circulated when 13 April 2024 saw Iran launch drones at Israel: Google Maps indicated Pentagon-area pizzerias were “busier than usual,” with Papa John’s and Domino’s uploads tagged in red as crowds of delivery drivers headed out. 

In fact, the Economist’s data chief Alex Selby-Boothroyd noted that “on the night of August 1st, 1990…the CIA ordered 21 pizzas in a single night…just before the Iraqi invasion of Kuwait (a new record)”. Similarly, other analysts pointed to spikes before crises like the 2003 Iraq War or the 2024 Hamas-Israel war, though those claims come more from social media than official archives.

Nonetheless, sceptics urge caution. The Pentagon Pizza Report itself acknowledges “no definitive correlation has been established.” Even in 2025, when red alerts flew, the Pentagon called the timing off, one spokesman pointedly listed their internal pizza options and said the delivery timeline simply “did not align with the events.”

Indeed, the building staff has fast-food cafeterias and pizza ovens on-site, so outside couriers might have a hard time dominating all orders. Statistically, no peer-reviewed study confirms that pizza orders cause (or predict) wars. What we do have are a handful of times when pizza madness and world events coincided. As CNN’s Wolf Blitzer quipped years ago, “Bottom line for journalists: always monitor the pizzas,” a joke, but one that encapsulates the curious lore.


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The Iran-Israel Flare-Up And Official Reactions

The latest chapter came amid the Israel–Iran conflict of June 2025. On 12–13 June, a viral post by the Pentagon Pizza Report noted “nearly all pizza establishments nearby the Pentagon have experienced a HUGE surge in activity” just before Iran’s state TV reported explosions (within hours, Israel had struck Iranian targets).

Social media exploded with screenshots of Domino’s showing “extremely high levels of traffic,” and users joked and worried about what Washington was cooking up.

By contrast, official Washington remained measured. The White House and State Department insisted the U.S. was not directly involved. In a June 12 statement, Secretary of State Marco Rubio (now in a Trump administration role) stressed “we are not involved in strikes against Iran and our top priority is protecting American forces in the region”, and he warned Tehran that “Iran should not target U.S. interests or personnel.” 

The Pentagon leadership, for its part, publicly shrugged. Pentagon press releases quibbled that the pizza surge was irrelevant to military plans, a spokesman even listed all the food options in the building, from pizza to coffee.

In sum, the June 2025 episode felt more like the Pizza Index phenomenon playing out in real time than a confirmed warning system. The orders “surged,” true, but U.S. officials pointed to mundane explanations and strategic communications: diplomats were quietly evacuated and commanders were on alert, and Washington kept a public focus on de-escalation.

Outside commentators noted it with amusement rather than alarm. (To his credit, Rubio’s statement echoed official caution and may have calmed frayed nerves.) In short, the Pizza Index added spice to the media stew of the crisis, but it was not treated as hard intelligence.

The Pentagon Pizza Index will no doubt rise again whenever the next crisis hits headlines. It combines a valid historical quirk with modern crowd-sleuthing, making it irresistible as a meme. But experts warn not to take it too literally. 

The Pentagon itself flatly dismissed the latest pizza data as not indicative, noting employees already have plenty of pizza on-site. In journalistic terms, the correlation remains anecdotal. As one analyst wryly observed, such “behavioural OSINT” is “hardly a reliable geopolitical indicator.”

The truth is probably mundane: busy military nights often involve long hours and food runs, so extra pizza is not unexpected. Sometimes those nights coincide with world events, and sometimes they don’t. As Wolf Blitzer long ago quipped (and now Twitter reminds us), “Always monitor the pizzas,” but remember it was a joke.

 For now, the Pentagon Pizza Index is best enjoyed as a spicy footnote to the news. Whether it ever truly predicts the next war is doubtful, but it sure makes for a fun slice of conspiracy to chew on.


Sources: Hindustan Times, Firstpost, NDTV

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