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Apologising is an art. But apologising for something you didn’t do? That’s pure survival.
If you’re a woman in India, you already know that a well-timed “Arrey baba, sorry na!” can save you from family drama, office politics, and even an impending break-up. It’s a skill more essential than knowing how to drape a saree in under ten minutes (because let’s be real, no one actually does it in ten minutes).
Ever walked into a room and immediately sensed bad vibes? That’s your cue. Don’t wait for accusations; get ahead of the game. Just blurt out: “I know, I know. I’m sorry, okay?” before anyone even asks anything. This confuses the enemy (read: parents, boss, or boyfriend) and gives you a chance to escape before the real blame is assigned.
Bonus Tip: This works especially well in Indian families where you’re always guilty by default for existing, breathing or finishing the last gulab jamun.
When someone accuses you of something that isn’t your fault, but you still have to apologise because… well, that’s life. Just sigh deeply and say:
“If you felt bad, then I’m sorry.”
Notice how you’re not actually admitting to any crime? Genius.
Perfect for the situation when your mom thinks you’re “zindagi barbaad kar rahi hai mobile pe” but you were just checking Paracetamol ke side effects on Google.
This one is my personal favourite. Let’s say your friend says, “Dude, you forgot to invite me!” Instead of admitting guilt, try: “Areee! I was just about to call you! I had saved your name as ‘BFF’ but meri contact list crash ho gayi, yaar!”
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Forgot your anniversary? “I was literally on my way to buy a gift when my phone reminded me that my nani ki tabiyat kharab thi last year on this date!”
Moral of the story: The best apologies come with unnecessary, over-detailed explanations. The more absurd, the better.
You can also use this tactic. If someone demands an apology, counter it with a bigger crime they committed. Example: “You’re blaming me for missing your call? But what about that time in 2019 when you left me on read?”
This is the nuclear weapon of all apologies. If you truly can’t get out of apologising, just bring food. Trust me, no one can resist a well-timed box of biryani or a plate of samosas. Works like magic.
- Messed up at work? Bring tea and biscuits.
- Made your partner mad? Offer pani puri and pretend nothing happened.
- Forgot to wish your best friend on their birthday? Show up with cake and all is forgiven.
Because the real language of apology isn’t words. It’s food.
So, my dear over-apologisers, remember—when in doubt, say sorry first, figure out the crime later. And if nothing works, just say, “Sorry, ab kya karein, aadat se majboor hain!” and move on.
Sources: Blogger’s own opinion
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