Fake Friendly Fridays: Which Tailor Are You Wearing? ED Asks Fashion Icon Uorfi Javed

Fake Friendly Fridays is a section where we pick a famous personality and throw fake questions at him/her and in return, we receive fake answers. Why should you not take it seriously? Because it is fake.

If you still didn’t get it: This is a fake interview written purely on the basis of the author’s imagination of how the actual interview would have been if we got the chance to interview these famous (some, for all the wrong reasons) personalities in real life. In short, just have a good laugh!

Hello there Fake Friendly Friday readers! Welcome to the new episode of FFF, where we interview a famous (sometimes also infamous) celebrity about their life and ideas. Today we have a very special guest and fashion icon with us, whose out-of-the-box fashion ideas have got heads spinning wildly in all directions. 

ED Times: A very warm welcome to ED Times’ Fake Friendly Friday interview, Miss Uorfi/Urfi Javed. 

(Uorfi Javed walks in wearing a mesh top with little balloons attached to her bosom, and almost trips on some wires)

ED Times: Oh I sincerely apologize for those cables! Do carefully come over and have a seat.

Uorfi Javed: It’s quite alright, thanks! This reminds me of the time when my fans were tripping over my wire dress.

ED Times: Ah yes, the co-ord dress made of blue wires. Would you like to share your inspiration behind that garment?

Uorfi Javed: Well, who doesn’t like wires of glittering fairy lights during Diwali? So a bulb lit up in my creative brain and I decided to offer a mini Diwali to my fans, by dazzling them with blue wires!

ED Times: (laughs) I see, that was a bright tactic! Anyway, which tailor are you wearing for this show?

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Uorfi Javed: (adjusts the string of balloons) Well, I’m wearing the tailor of celebration and childhood joy. You see, this mesh top seemed a bit drab, so I threw some balloons on top for more bling. Later at home, I’ll just pop these balloons to cool down from the intense heat. Also my pants are part jeans and part mesh, to go along with the top.

ED Times: Wow, it’s so airy and festive! You sure know how to cheer up your fans.

Uorfi Javed: Absolutely, until my haters appear and ruin the show.

ED Times: Yes, a sizable number of people criticize your dressing sense on the internet. For example, when you wore that dress made of blades, some people were stunned by your stunt and others called it dangerous and awful. What do you want to say to them?

Uorfi Javed: I’d just say that I wore those blades just for the haters- to cut short their discouraging comments.

ED Times: (clearing my throat) Well, um, wow that’s so sharp of you! How would you describe your new bralette made of pink ropes?

Uorfi Javed: Yes, one day when my maid walked in for work, the pink strings of her handbag caught my attention and I kept staring at them all day. Then I pulled some strings and got my team to procure a lot of the same handbags. So after that they created this pretty pink bralette.

ED Times: I see, your ideas are so diverse and down-to-earth.

Uorfi Javed: (chuckles coyly) Why thank you. I feel you are interested in my ideas. Would you like to take some advice?

ED Times: (smiling nervously) Um, well why not. It’s not every day that the sensational Uorfi Javed walks into this studio.

Uorfi Javed: I knew that you would agree. Here, I brought another mesh and balloon top just for you. Go on, try it on!

ED Times: (clearly embarrassed and confused about what to do) uh-um-okay, I’m not so sure-

Uorfi Javed: Come on, I insist. You’ll feel more positive about your body, trust me.

ED Times: Oh-sure! Um (motioning at the camera man) why don’t we take a short break here. Everyone, stay tuned to listen to more of fashion icon Uorfi Javed’s mind-blowing dressing ideas!

Uorfi Javed: (turns to the camera and blows a kiss)

Disclaimer: This article is fact-checked

Sources: Bollywood Life, India Today, Times of India and writer’s own creativity

Image sources: Google Images

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