“Meri Boli, Bandook Ki Goli”: Insta Poet Rupi Kaur Is On This Week’s Fake Friendly Fridays

Fake Friendly Fridays is a section where we pick a famous personality and throw fake questions at him/her and in return, we receive fake answers. Why should you not take it seriously? Because it is fake.

If you still didn’t get it: This is a fake interview written purely on the basis of the author’s imagination of how the actual interview would have been if we got the chance to interview these famous (for all the wrong reasons) personalities in real. In short, just have a good laugh!


An amazing poet, a feminist icon and an Instagram celebrity: Rupi Kaur is all that and much more. The previous line is a lie.

But hey, it’s our job to be the harbingers of sarcasm and post interesting (and FAKE) interviews with the most amazing modern celebrities such as Rupi (LMAO) on our Friendly Fridays segment and this week, we’re doing that again!

So without further ado, here’s our exclusive (and FAKE) interview with the legend herself, Rupi Kaur:

Rupi Kaur

ED: “Hey, Rupi! Welcome to Fake Friendly Fridays! I’m Sahib, your host for this segment.”

Rupi Kaur: “Hi

sahib

how are

you?”

ED: “Okay, what’s with the dramatic pauses?”

Rupi Kaur: “No, this

is my

regular

way of talking.”

ED: “Weird AF but that’s alright. So Rupi, how does it feel to be an armchair activist and a keyboard advocate of feminism?”

Rupi Kaur: “Well, it’s

quite interesting

to talk and write

about shit

that doesn’t matter”

ED: “If what you write about doesn’t add value to the world, why do you write about it? Shouldn’t you be writing something meaningful?”

Rupi Kaur: “No, because

these dumb kids

on social media

can buy any shit

that i pass off

as poetry

lulz”

*Interviewer trying not to lose his cool*

ED: “But Rupi, don’t you think that in an era where feminism in India is already misconstrued, your dumb poetry is only going to add fuel to the fire and cause the propagation of a pseudo rebel culture?”

Rupi Kaur: “Oh i did not

think of it

that way

i just write

when i’m high af

lulz”

*Interviewer still holding on*

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ED: “Rupi, as a feminist and poetry icon, people look up to you. What has been your biggest accomplishment so far, according to you?”

Rupi Kaur: “I got

five thousand

likes on

my picture”

ED: “What the f**k, man.”

Rupi Kaur: “I believe

you mean

what the

f**k, man”

ED: “No, STOP. I don’t talk like that. Next question. What’s the one thing that inspires you to write bad poetry which makes no sense?”

Rupi Kaur: “The love of

all my

dumb fans

lulz”

*Interviewer trying to find a peaceful way to end this interview*

ED: “Okay, Rupi. What’s your mantra in life, being an Instagram celebrity?”

Rupi Kaur: “Meri boli

bandook ki goli

lulz”

ED: “Jesus Christ, help us all. Okay, last one, now. If you had just one message for all the people out there who are dumb enough to be your fans and encourage your poetry, what would it be?”

Rupi Kaur: “Thanks for

being dumb

you dumb snowflakes

are the best

continue being

misguided by

social media

and lastly

the joke’s on

you”

ED: “Good Lord. That was… intense. And on that note, we come to the end of another amazing (FAKE) interview with a legendary celebrity. Thank you Rupi, for gracing us with your presence and taking time out of your totally empty schedule to join us on this week’s Fake Friendly Fridays!

As for the rest of our readers, we shall see you soon with another amazing celebrity!”

We hope you liked the interview, folks. If it’s still not clear, this was a FAKE interview and is meant to be taken with a pinch of salt.

Let us know in the comments who you’d like to see next on Fake Friendly Fridays!


Image Credits: Rishabh Patel


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