Sanskaari Guide To Promoting Your Movies By Bechari ‘Kangana Ranaut’

Kangana Ranaut’s new movie Simran is coming out soon, so exactly what does she decide to do… you guessed it right, bring up the Hrithik Roshan debacle again.

Apparently, 2 years is not enough of a time to let a fight go and get over it, instead, Ms. Ranaut has brought it up at various points during the year without fail.

Now, of course with her new movie coming out, the best way she felt to promote, sorry, talk about her issues and problems was to once again bring up this dead horse of a fight and how Roshan still has not apologized to her.

Well, my autowallah has still not apologized for making me spill my apple while travelling through a bumpy road. I ain’t gonna bring that up every second event I can, will I?

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But nonetheless, these are amazing tactics one has to say to be in the limelight exactly when your movie is coming out and create enough buzz about it. So being the curious being I am, I thought of compiling a guide to promoting your movie by poor and bechari Kangana Ranaut:

1. Get An Amazing Speech Writer Who Is Better Than Even Modi or Obama’s:

While doing an interview with Rajeev Masand, Kangana was quoted saying, “There are so many things that happen in extramarital things really. Look at what happened in the Malayalam (actress) case. What that man did to her for a complaint to his wife. He got her raped, got her videos circulated. All this only happened now but girls get pregnant, they get shot, they get killed for things like these. Of course, I feared for my life”.

The way she compared that tragic real life incident to herself is just… bravo.

2. Appear Sympathetic To The Audience:

If anyone doubts Kangana’s acting abilities need to see the perfect way she changes from a fiery and loud-mouthed person to this poor and bechari who has enemies practically in every corner and she is the lone fighter against an army.

In an interview with Barka Dutt, Kangana said “Like I said, it is so inbuilt in a woman like growing up anything that I demanded, I just felt that I stuck out like a sour thumb, like my parents made me feel like… so I had to have this thing that ok fine I must be a baddie but I want this, I want to do this. So I am very comfortable in being a baddie”.

3. Pick Up Fights With Co-Stars:

Whether it be Karan Johar and Saif Ali Khan and their nepotism or Shahid Kapur, and of course how can we ever forget the evil Hritikh Roshan, Kangana has fought with them all.

In an interview to Mid-Day allegedly, Kangana said that, “we were shooting in a remote location where a little makeshift cottage was erected. Shahid and I were sharing the cottages with our respective teams. Every morning, I would wake up to this mad hip-hop music. And he would exercise listening to crazy trance and techno songs blasting from the speakers. I was fed up and wanted to shift out. Sharing the cottage with Shahid was a nightmare.”

4. Bring Old Skeletons Out Of The Closet:

Apparently, insulting Shahid was not enough for Kangana. When Shahid defended himself against what she said, Ranaut had to bring in her old pal the green-eyed Roshan. She was quoted saying to Pinkvilla that, “That line he (Shahid) must have borrowed from Hrithik. He would have thought that dude I will borrow these claims from Hrithik.

5. Be A Reality TV Start, But A Classy One:

Oh yeah, you can totally be a reality tv star and yet still remaining on a high pedestal, and that is by being a classy one. If you think about it, many of Ranaut’s antics are no different from Rakhi Sawant’s but they are just done with a whole lot of polishing and scrubbing.

In the end, I would like to say this that nowhere do I doubt her abilities as an actress, and while I had a lot of respect for her and her unwillingness to take things laying down, this is getting all too repetitive for me.

Now, this all just feels like a way to get media attention on to either her or her upcoming movie.

But I will say that just for this, we need more of Kangana Ranaut because she is entirely so entertaining every time she does something like this.

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