This week went by in a rush. Like the wind, whoosh! So why waste time reading what crazy happened in news this week?
Here’s your weekly feature, in 30 seconds. Or more. Well, that depends on your pace of reading.
And before you frown at me, I am sorry but TRUMP IS FEATURING IN MY FEATURING AGAIN BECUASE IN NO ONE WEEK HAS HE STOPPED BEING WEIRD!
#SAVETHEGIRLSFROMBJP is Trending on Twitter.
Since the rape charges against five Gujrat BJP members who raped and filmed a 24-year-old woman, NSUI made it a point to ensure this hashtag trends on Twitter earlier today.
They have been suspended from the party. Whether you like it or you don’t, Social media se BJP ko Modi/Bhagwan bhi nahi baacha sakte!
Margaret Atwood stated that Trump Had Helped Boost Sales Of Her Dystopian Novel.
Sarcasm + wit + political correctness from the queen bee herself. I don’t know if that is indeed true for simply specific novel or not, but it makes for a damn good joke. All hail Margaret Atwood!
Badrinath Ki Dulhania’s Trailer Had Gone Quite Viral.
Everyone was singing those two irritating lines? Itne dilwale ho, toh at least shaadi se pehle toh padhaai karlo!! Also, why remix a fun quirky classic like Tamma Tamma and spoil it with so many disco lights?
Love Story in 5 Words Is Also Trending on Twitter.
Because it’s expected that you become a poetic idiot around Valentines week. Yeah yeah, don’t give me any looks, all these pheeeleeeengs give me the shivers.
Trump Proposes To Reduce The Cost Of the Mexican Wall.
What magnanimity. *slow claps* Seriously, give this man a Noble Prize. RIGHT NOW!
Shruti Ulfat Has Been Slammed For Posing With A Cobra.
Posing with an endangered animal you are prohibited from capturing for publicity. This hurts my eyes. I think the snake spat some venom virtually on me. *mock yelping*
That’s all for your quick dose of crazy from the news this week. Come back same time same place for more!