Looks like last week was both horrific and joyous and comfortable and uncomfortable.
However, let me make fun of it because why not?
Donald Trump is now the newly elected President of United States of America.
Almost every poll predicted that Hillary Clinton is winning.
In a study, it was found out that Trump supporters were ashamed of telling people their support for Trump and hence did not openly express.
Trump supporters are like the sexual offences committed by him. Both of them surface very late. Way to grab people by the p .. Arm, ARM!
In a move to oust black money and counterfeit money, the RBI and the Government discontinued the old Rs. 500 and 1000 notes, immediately on the day of announcement.
You know what’s more interesting? I survived on Rs. 100 for 3 days and it was okay.
I wonder why street beggars always rant. Stupid pricks. Huh.
2 stuntman died due to drowning during a movie shoot.
At least now people will start talking about stuntmen as Bollywood gives importance only to beautiful people and Salman Khan.
No Shave November is here. This time it is No Spend November too.
However, Delhi should follow No Rape November.
It hurts, right?
Modi is on Japan tour.
Rumour has it that he is there to show off his new suit.
Yamuna pollution in Delhi has now reached new heights.
I always knew Yamuna had some special qualities. But never could I have ever imagined that it could bring Antartica to India.
Image Credits: Google Images.
See you next week. By then, take a dip in Yamuna at least once.