Lots of news happened this week. Some were funny and some were more than funny.
Here is a compilation of all the news piece I found funny and why I found it funny.
Guess who is living in solitary now?
Pakistan. The Loner.
Pakistan alone will attend the SAARC summit in Islamabad.
Pakistan is like that distant relative who no one wants to meet.
Ashmit Patel, famous for having sex both in Murder and Big Boss, is now a DJ.
Cool. Another reason to stop listening to Bollywood mixes.
Someone threw a shoe at Rahul Gandhi during a rally. It missed him.
Looks like it was thrown by a Congress worker. Their policies never hit the right mark.
Bruce Wayne’s Batpod, last seen in The Dark Knight Rises, has been auctioned for just rupees 2.5 crore.
Thanks God it is sold before Ben Affleck rides it and ruins the image of batman like he did in Batman v/s Superman.
The trio group Aisi Taisi Democracy, consisting of comedians Varun Grover and Sanjay Rajoura and Musician Rahul Ram, were asked to leave a show in MNNIT Allahabad and their mikes were shut off because they started making fun of the Sex Education scenario of India.
The professors said “They were talking dirty things in front of the ladies.” Students said they had no problem with the show.
This goes to prove that the closer your comedy group’s name is to the word “Democracy”, greater are the chances of your rights being curbed.
Incredible India, after all.
Actor Tannishtha Chatterjee stormed out of Comedy Nights Bachao after jokes were made at her skin complexion.
FYI, Comedy Nights Bachao’s format is that of a roast, where one can make a joke on a person’s anything. Anything.
FYI, Tannishtha doesn’t give a shit about her skin complexion. She says she’s above that.
Now you decide what the issue ACTUALLY is.
See you next week when I’ll be older hence funnier maybe I don’t know.