Lots of news happened this week. Some were funny and some were more than funny.
Here is a compilation of all the news piece I found funny and why I found it funny.
The Cinema Owners Exhibitors Association of India (COEAI) refused to screen movies starring Pakistani artistes in Maharashtra, Gujarat, Karnataka and Goa. Such a blow to Karan Johar’s Ae Dil Hai Mushkil.
Comedian Daniel Fernandis rightly said: You don’t love India. You simply HATE Pakistan.
These group of people forming the association have so much logic.
Fawad must be sitting at his luxury home with the money that he was paid for the movie. And here Indian producers are losing crores because one Pakistani is equivalent to hundred other Indian actors in the movie.
So much love for India.
Arvind Kejriwal is in Gujarat, the princely state of Fafda and Jalebi.
He was invited with posters, lots of posters. Posters with Osama’s face on it.
But unlike Kejriwal, Osama always fulfilled his promises.
This week JNU students burnt the effigy of PM Modi on Dussera.
What they didn’t know was that they indirectly burnt the image of a top university too.
A locker room tape of Donald Trump was leaked this week, in which he talked about groping and kissing women and other predatory behaviour.
On being asked about it, he said that these are just normal “Locker-room talks”.
Sure Donald, but why don’t you save these talks for the other locker room i.e., PRISON.
BRICS Summit has started in Goa.
This time we have the clothing brand Manyavar sponsor the meetings. LOL.
Dipa Karmakar returned her BMW, gifted to her by Sachin Tendulkar, because she couldn’t maintain it and couldn’t drive it because, you know, our roads are kind of pathetic.
From next time, Olympians should be gifted roads, public bathrooms or maybe a frickin’ public gym.
See you later, alligator. #Sorry