All The Funny & Pathetic News You Missed This Week: Trash It, Trend It

Lots of news happened this week. Some were funny and some were more than funny.

Here is a compilation of all the news piece I found funny and why I found it funny.

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After the recent Uri attacks, MNS gave ultimatum to Pakistan artists working in Bollywood to return to Pakistan in 48 hours.

There’s no rational behind this. Why should art suffer amidst politics. I think MNS folks are simply jealous. Because they look like this:

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While Pakistani artists look like this:

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Delhi’s Race Course Road, where PM’s residence is situated, has been renamed to Lok Kalyan Marg.

But I think Race Course Road sounded reasonable.

After all, running for Prime Minister elections is nothing less than a Dog Race.

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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are getting divorced. After dating for 10 years.

No more #Brangelina. 

This proves that nothing good can happen if you break up with Rachel a.k.a Jennifer Aniston.

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Visaranai, a Tamil Film, is India’s official entry to the Oscars.

It has already won three national awards.

But almost everybody is hearing this movie name for the first time because Karan Johar Zindabaad.

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Swami Ramdev wants 40% tax on Coca Cola and Pepsi.

In my opinion, there should be 100% tax on showing extremely hairy stomach hairline on national television.

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Ae Dil Hai Mushkil trailer released this week. 

It was Karan Johar’s best piece.

Best piece of shit.

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That’s all for this week. Keep reading and stop being funny for some time because it’s my job not yours.

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Image Source: Google Images.


Previous editions:

All Funny News This Week: Trash It, Trend It

Headlines From This Week That Were Funnier Than The News

News This Week That Will Make You Go ROFL

This Week’s News That Were Worth Laughing Your Asses Off

 

 

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