Top News This Week: Trash It, Trend It

Welcome again to my weekly desi take on the top news this week.

Yes, people say stupid stuff, and some go ahead and DO even more ire inviting stuff. My goal is to be unbiased to their degree of stupidness and bring to you the top 3 mentions of the week that can induce a migraine even in the most patient of us.

But playing by the Silver Linings Playbook, I want to keep my karma in check, and also not bog you down with all that was wrong this week, so as a treat, here’s also the top 3 things of this week that made social browsing worth the cringe.

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#ModiJiDegreeDikhao #KejriwalSaySorry

Entire AAP to Modi: “Pata hai Sharma ji ke bete ke paas kitni degree hai? Kuch seekho usse!

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Assassin’s Creed Trailer released. Gamers have gone berserk. But what the hell is with that rap music in the background?

Civil War is the most booked movie in 2016. People gave more money to see the avengers fight than seeing a naked kid roaming around the jungle with a bunch of carnivores.

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Julia Roberts went to Cannes barefoot. Wasn’t she worried about accidently stepping on cow poop? Oh Sorry, it wasn’t India.

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PM committed the mistake of comparing Kerala to Somalia. BJP now confused whom to apologize to, Kerala or Somalia.

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Manorama Devi held for liquor regulation violation. Her son held for shooting a kid.

Now I believe in Mendel’s Genes theory.

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Subrahmaniam Swamy said in an interview said that Raghuram Rajan should be removed as soon as possible. I think he is confused with the other Raghu of Roadies.

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It was Mother’s Day this week. What did you gift your mother? Apart from the social media update.

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Let’s make this is a weekly affair, where we can vent our hearts out.

Catch you next Sunday!

Until then, keep an ear out for topics you’d like me to take up next week and holler them to me in the comments. Or use your stalking skills and reach out on social media with the top news this week!

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