Whenever you hear the word howler, the first thing that’ll come to your mind will be the magical letter that shouted at Ron Weasley in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. But, in actual, a howler is referred to a very stupid or glaring mistake.
So here are a few howlers that prove how “sensible” some Indians are:
Hey! You’re not aloud. Speak Aloud.
There are some keyboards that have a maid in China.
Aha! A soda that spanks!
Even our leading English newspapers can’t resist it.
Magic Mushrooms! Imported from Hogwarts (maybe)
Nowadays, people invite you to their ‘wetting’ ceremony (pun intended?)
For some Indians prove to be so bad at English, that the grammar has to plead to be used:
Dear People of the World,
I don’t mean to sound slutty, but please use me whenever you want.