1. O.P. Dhankar – Google him – stated that ‘farmers who commit suicide are cowards’. Well, aren’t you a ray of sunshine, given your designation, Mr. Load-Full-of-C***. #PoopHead
2. Unmanned Russian Spacecraft carrying supplies has gone rogue and headed towards our bottoms. Umbrellas out everybody!
3. Bayern Munich and goals had a nasty break up as BVB Dortmund “thrashed” them in the German Cup Semis on penalities. *snickering* #ZeroPenalties #BayernFail
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Sid ‘Princess’ Mallya is all set to join Bollywood……need I complete that? #PrinceOfFlopTimes #LeaveUsAlone